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Build time!

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Build time!

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*outro music*

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*outro music*

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*outro music*

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We're in the future.

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Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

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Greatly enhanced his reputation. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

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We're in the future.

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Good evening, gay. Yes.

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Good evening, gay. Yes.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Good evening, gay. Yes.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Pat, Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Good evening, gay. Yes.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Pat, Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Well, big thank you to our sponsors.

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Pat Talks, let me be here.

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Big thank you to our sponsors.

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Dr. Oatker.

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Dr. Oatker.

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Bus Aaron.

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Journal.ie.

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Twitch Prime.

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Optic Gaming.

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Mark Zuckerbuck of Facebook.

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Pat Kenny.

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Leo Bracker.

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Newgate Big Beans.

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And Landis.

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Thanks to all our sponsors.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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*Douglaser*

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Hey, because sugar would be a fucking hole.

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*Douglaser*

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Hey, because sugar would be a fucking hole.

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*Douglaser*

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*Douglaser*

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*Douglaser*

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*Douglaser*

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*Sounds of the game*

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How are you getting on? Welcome to the stream. It's a continuation of earlier's fucking Shenmuey. We tried to- we got into a warehouse and we met a lad called Chen.

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Master Chen.

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Mad fucker man. He was wearing pajamas.

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And he was- he claims- he claims that my father has-

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*Nieeeeh*

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Cleona Roe, thank you very much. Welcome to the galaxy. Master Chen

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claims-

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that my father-

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had another mirror hidden away in his house.

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His- Chen is Pat. Master Chen is Pint Man.

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*Sounds of the game*

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*Sounds of the game*

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Now. *Sounds of the game*

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*Sounds of the game*

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Look at this. *Sounds of the game*

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Look at this. *Sounds of the game*

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Ready to go. And I tell you something. I couldn't- I couldn't go back to the house to save the game after I left abruptly earlier on.

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you're on. Thanks very much, Cleonaro,

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for that two euro. That is

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a very kind donation.

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I couldn't save it, so I've left

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it on pause. So the machine has been running

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hot, burning electricity since

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I left. So that's a few watts

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since I left you before.

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But the good news is

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we got the fucking gas

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sorted. So apparently

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it was bulk bought. The landlord

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had bulk bought gas.

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That's why it costs so much.

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And on the other side

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of that coin, the landlord

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wasn't charging for the last three months

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of gas because there was still a bulk

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order of gas left over from the last

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tenant. So in

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a lot of ways, it's actually

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turned out to be okay. But I was shitting

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myself earlier on, I won't lie.

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Now, let's see what's happening

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with this guy. He's got caught up in a bit of

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a bad tussle with the

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wrong boys. He's trying to avenge his

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father's death.

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Let's see how

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let's see how things are going to

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turn out for him in this game.

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Shenmue.

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Play this.

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And seamlessly,

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we're away.

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who's this?

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That book.

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Why, you...

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What the hell?

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What's this?

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What the fuck am I doing?

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Fuck you.

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Knock his head off.

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Kill him.

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Kill him.

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Give him some jab.

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Give him a kick to the face.

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Slap his neck.

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If I continue,

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then I'll fail as your bodyguard.

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What?

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A bodyguard?

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Father told me to guard you.

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What?

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David Lynch.

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David Lynch.

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If Landini gets that mirror,

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no one can stop him.

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Fucking Landini's...

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Landini's dodge, man.

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You'd want to watch out about Landini.

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Hurry and find that mirror.

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Yeah.

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Before they suspect anything.

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Father Seamus Mo...

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Mu...

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Seamus Mui.

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Seamus...

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Shenmui.

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Father Shenmui.

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Father Seamus Mui.

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What the hell?

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What the fuck is this, man?

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Hey.

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We've just...

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We've...

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Bit of a baptism of fire here.

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We've had a fight with someone who turns out to be my bodyguard.

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And now...

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1999, a Gollum...

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Like figure has just emerged on top of a...

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A house.

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And this is before...

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The movies...

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The resurgence in the popularity of the...

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The series...

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Lord of the Rings.

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So far, it's been a real world pursuit.

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The whole game has been based...

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Grounded in some kind of reality.

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Though the dialogue is...

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It's ridiculous.

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This...

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Emergence of this Gollum-like creature...

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Is a complete departure from what we've been experiencing so far.

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Let's see how this develops with the Gollum-like creature.

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What in the...

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What in the hell...

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Was that?

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What in the hell was that?

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I mean...

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They could have...

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Again...

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Once again, it's the...

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It's just another...

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It's another day at the office for the...

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The Japanese.

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They throw you curveballs that you've never seen before.

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In...

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In gaming.

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In technology.

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In everything.

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And...

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It just comes out of nowhere.

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There was no need for that.

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It wasn't necessary.

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In fact, it actually...

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It has gone some way into ruining the experience for me.

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Yet...

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At the same time...

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I'm so deeply intrigued...

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As to the kinds of minds that were behind this.

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Let's...

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Let's see how this develops.

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We might get back to the house.

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There might be another Gollum.

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We might meet a robot.

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For all we know.

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This is...

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It's turning out to be very strange.

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Plot twists...

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Were they...

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Were they...

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Were they written in mind?

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Or were they just put in there...

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To bridge some kind of gaps that wasn't there?

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I don't know.

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It's a strange game.

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It's a cha...

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It's a Japanese game.

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I came here to play it for you on the stream.

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I wanted to play better games.

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In a higher bitrate.

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At a higher resolution.

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I don't have the internet capacity.

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I'm on a 4G data modem.

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Didn't work out for me.

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Didn't work out for me.

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And now I'm playing Shenmue.

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You're fucked.

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Goodnight and God bless.

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Rest in peace.

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You're fucked.

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Hang on.

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What the hell am I doing?

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Landy will never get the other mirror.

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Landini.

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Father Seamus Mui.

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Thanks very much for that.

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What the hell is going to be in here now?

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Schmeagel is it?

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I never knew...

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Think I'll warm up a bit.

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I never knew they had Schmeagel in Japan.

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I'll lose my edge if I don't practice.

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Do you reckon they had a fucking Japanese Schmeagel out in the woods?

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The woods of the wilderness.

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What the fuck?

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Right, I don't want to do this.

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Can I leave?

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Is there a way of leaving this?

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To continue with the story?

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I seen that that Gallim buck was fucking entertaining.

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You know?

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I see...

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In fairness to Gallim he was fucking sound.

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Maybe I just...

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I'll just keep pressing the buttons and then he might give up after a while.

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Sponsored today by firelighters ladies and gentlemen.

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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few schtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra draughtage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by firelighters.

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Bit of a development in my own personal life there during the break.

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I come to the decision that I'm going to be changing my name to Smeagol O'Baby.

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And that's going to be taking place in the National Freemasons Lodge on Molesworth Street in Dublin.

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Just around the corner from government buildings.

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You're all invited.

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Wednesday afternoon.

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It's going to be a hoot.

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For fuck's sake, man.

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Yeah.

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Johnny Shits.

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I want to say a big welcome to the galaxy to you.

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Welcome to the galaxy.

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Great to have you around here.

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And while you're here, make sure you fucking make yourself a nice big cup of tea.

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It's fucking empty, man.

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Drank it all.

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Shite.

282
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,900
Shite when you realize you have to fucking go and make another one.

283
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,700
You're on the fucking stream.

284
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,280
You can't do it.

285
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,360
Now I don't want to go outside.

286
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,300
Maybe we find out about the father.

287
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,640
Landy will never get the other mirror is in his diary.

288
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,300
Now, this is a notepad which you can buy yourself down the shop if you have the money.

289
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,440
Probably cost you about anywhere between three and five euro because it's a good standard notepad.

290
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,240
It has a ring. It's ring bound.

291
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,700
The paper is nice.

292
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,240
It's not your ordinary run-of-the-mill white paper.

293
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,400
It's ruled.

294
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,140
And it also probably comes with a pen.

295
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:33,120
Also, I noticed on the front or the side of the fucking thing, it has like a...

296
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,820
A really nice design on the front.

297
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,860
It's a bit of...

298
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:41,160
It's a little bit of artistic flair.

299
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,420
Jeez, I've got a lot of notes now.

300
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,300
And it says memo pad on the front.

301
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,920
Something in small print there.

302
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,520
Something, something, writing feature.

303
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,600
Fiverr best writing feature.

304
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,960
Memo pad.

305
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,980
Maybe it says Fiverr.

306
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,040
Underneath the thing.

307
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,880
Fiverr best writing feature.

308
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,980
Was that something that was lost in translation via the Japanese route?

309
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,740
Root?

310
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,780
I'm not sure.

311
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,200
I'm not sure.

312
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,420
But we'll keep on going anyway.

313
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,600
And listen, thanks very much, hard slime.

314
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,620
We'll keep this candle burning.

315
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,520
The story is developing at pace.

316
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,400
I've actually been shocked by the pace

317
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,080
at which this story is developed.

318
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,120
And look, the owl lady is just...

319
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,480
Yeah.

320
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,700
Thank you very much, Sean.

321
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,020
Down a pint of water.

322
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,500
Maybe I left it down.

323
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,020
Huh?

324
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:02,420
Yeah.

325
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,780
Gollum, cheers, man.

326
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,980
Hey, you scared the fucking living daylights out of me there.

327
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:12,460
But it's nice to see you chipping into the street.

328
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,660
Welcome to the street.

329
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,640
Right, where did she just tell me to go?

330
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,920
I'm not concentrating here.

331
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:25,580
This is...

332
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,860
I'm just so over the moon about the gas bill.

333
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:28,660
I...

334
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,680
I...

335
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,780
Honestly, now, I left this stream earlier on and I was in fucking bad form.

336
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,380
The gas.

337
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,660
The gas bill was huge.

338
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,900
It's fucking ridiculous.

339
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,900
Had to have words with the landlord.

340
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,480
Turns out...

341
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,540
I told you this early on, but I know this is a few more newcomers.

342
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,200
I'll let you know the gas is fucking sound, man.

343
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,200
It was a bulk order.

344
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,760
She hadn't fucking charged us for the last two months because it was the previous tenants.

345
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,180
Gas was still in it.

346
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,240
So in a way, she's fucking sound like...

347
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,640
She's like the owl lady in Shenmue.

348
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,960
Now, we gotta get the father.

349
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,080
We...

350
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:10,900
We gotta get...

351
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,340
We gotta get the father back.

352
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,620
Even though we can't get him back.

353
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,240
He's dead.

354
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,340
Why do I go to...

355
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,520
I don't wanna go here, man.

356
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,640
Fuckusan, right?

357
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,780
Should've gone back to the house.

358
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,180
Sorry, we're gonna have to fucking walk back to the house.

359
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,460
That's the way this game is.

360
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,540
You can fast travel back to the house.

361
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:26,900
You can...

362
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,640
Leaving the fucking house.

363
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,220
Strange they didn't program it for the other way around, but I mean, what can you do?

364
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,120
What can you do?

365
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,160
What can you do?

366
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,420
What can you do?

367
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,020
Yamanossi.

368
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:54,020
oh

369
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,600
get nightmares about this music to be honest here we go

370
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:22,820
focus on yeah Ricky Keller her you greatly enhanced your reputation thank you very much

371
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:36,060
um real son I what is it folks on I'm sorry I told him a son what did you tell her I told her what

372
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:42,180
you're doing I told her everything I know he fucking grasped me up to the old lady and he's so shamed

373
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:55,560
that he's doubled over you want I just couldn't help myself and it is I needed to know know what folks

374
00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:05,280
are I'm really sorry it's okay folks are do you know anything about the Phoenix mirror the Phoenix

375
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:14,760
mirror my father may have had it no I've never heard him say anything about a mirror really you need some

376
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:27,840
might know something about it though okay let's go ask her right back to the outlet the story is the

377
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,880
story is fluid the story is extremely fluid it's moving at pace it's beginning to move at pace you

378
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,320
need to keep abreast of all the developments that are happening it's happening at a lightning fast

379
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:43,800
pace golem who'd have thought about a golem creature would have even existed let's just let's just I can't

380
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:52,500
words can't describe it's it's insanity son talks very loud doesn't he Jesus she's cut up huh the old lady's

381
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,340
cut up about it, man.

382
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,560
Don't worry, Lil.

383
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,220
Chill out.

384
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,820
Yeah.

385
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:16,920
Yeah.

386
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,680
Yeah.

387
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,500
You fucking have, to be honest with you.

388
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:22,920
You have.

389
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,080
You need to have a long, hard look at yourself.

390
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,980
I'm sorry.

391
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,520
Any more yen for the arcade?

392
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,880
Well, it's fucking you need to try...

393
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,680
What?

394
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,640
It wasn't that long ago when

395
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,560
Azuki-sensei went to an antique shop

396
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,460
to have something stored for him.

397
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:42,940
And?

398
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,620
Your father did what?

399
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,420
I don't know what it was,

400
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,880
but he said it was very important.

401
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,280
She's...

402
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,120
She's racked.

403
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,220
She's shook, man.

404
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,380
She's rattled.

405
00:20:58,900 --> 00:20:59,880
Antique shop.

406
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:00,980
Yeah.

407
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,440
Jacob Rees, Mog MP.

408
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,100
Thanks for the Brexit money.

409
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,040
Hard slime.

410
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,820
Thank you very much.

411
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,760
Hard slime.

412
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,440
Thanks very much, hard slime.

413
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,680
Any more notes in this notepad?

414
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,640
So you can buy this down in the store

415
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,580
or shop.

416
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:28,300
If you...

417
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:28,980
Whatever you want.

418
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,760
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

419
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,140
You can buy a notepad like this

420
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,140
probably for between...

421
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,760
I'd say 3.45 and 5 euro.

422
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,200
Depending on where you go.

423
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,120
Maybe the 5-1...

424
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,980
5-1 could be fucking moleskin.

425
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,400
What did she fucking tell me to do?

426
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,460
What did she fucking tell me to do?

427
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:59,180
What the hell did she tell me to do?

428
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,480
Thanks for the tip.

429
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,060
I'll buy a pint with that.

430
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,940
Snake Plissken, thank you...

431
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,020
For the kind-hearted...

432
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,720
Situation...

433
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,720
You bestowed upon the stream.

434
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:16,840
Antique shop.

435
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,540
Is that in town?

436
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,100
Chat.

437
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,900
Does anybody know where the antique shop is?

438
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,480
Can they help me cheat on the game to progress fast?

439
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,620
In order to provide you with a liquid, smooth...

440
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,620
Transitionary situation between...

441
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:33,620
An already staggered and ill-thought-out...

442
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:34,620
Premise...

443
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:35,620
Story...

444
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:37,820
And...

445
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,300
Sequence of events...

446
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,620
Which has led to this...

447
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,240
Having to go to an antique shop in the first place.

448
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,840
Can anybody tell me...

449
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,040
Where that antique shop is?

450
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,460
Thank you very much.

451
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:54,660
Debuita.

452
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:54,880
Okay.

453
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:55,640
Thank you very much.

454
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,700
Tim Donovan.

455
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,020
Cheers.

456
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,140
It's great to have your backing...

457
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:00,860
And...

458
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,340
And it's great to have all the help.

459
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,140
I can really breeze through this...

460
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,520
Supposedly.

461
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:06,540
Supposedly.

462
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,360
Who knows what'll happen now.

463
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,320
I'll probably have to fucking...

464
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,520
Last night I had to...

465
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,140
Stop a man from...

466
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,200
Kidnapping a child.

467
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,280
Snatching him off the street.

468
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,520
While a man was about to stab me in the back.

469
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,000
And in order to get the fucking...

470
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,020
Child free from the man...

471
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,160
I had to kick a football...

472
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,980
Against his head.

473
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,480
Yeah.

474
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,860
Snake Plissken and Mr. Gillerhoon.

475
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:31,960
Mr.

476
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,700
Mr. Gillerhoon.

477
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,380
Thanks very much Mr. Gillerhoon.

478
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:45,940
We gotta head into town now...

479
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,880
And fucking Gillerhoon...

480
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,380
Gillerhoon a few...

481
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,320
A few schnapples...

482
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,220
From the arcade.

483
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,580
When's the next season of Hardy Bucks Mr. Gillerhoon?

484
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,460
I'm not sure.

485
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:01,400
Because it's...

486
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,680
It's the fucking...

487
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,060
It's the big boys isn't it?

488
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:04,960
The RTE boys.

489
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,220
The Ryan Tubber the Aaron boys.

490
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,380
They control the beast.

491
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,020
They're the fuckers that say yeah or nae so we...

492
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:13,840
I don't know man.

493
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,000
I don't know.

494
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,160
Mr. Gillerhoon.

495
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,280
What?

496
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,320
Snake man.

497
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,080
Snake man.

498
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:46,080
Antique shop. Where are we going? Antique shop. Hit me. Antique shop.

499
00:24:46,080 --> 00:25:15,760
Antique shop. So we've got apartments, Mochizuki. We've China, Rossiya. We're flowers, Ida.

500
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:43,340
We've got vegetables, Yokatsu. We've got Heights, Okayama. We've got ramen, Manpuk, Manpukkan. Bar, Yokosuka. Ajit is Chinese. We've got sports Hattori. Drugstore Honda. Vegetables, Yokatsu. I said that already. We've got sushi Takara. Antiques Bunkado.

501
00:25:43,340 --> 00:26:04,140
Fasho Kichi. We've got surplus Karita. Patches Mary. Bakery Kamini. Flowers Smiley. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Snake Plissken. How are things?

502
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:20,180
Antiques Bunkado. Is there one? Is there? Oh, there is. Yeah. Great. I got lost in the readout that I forgot that I was reading to find out where the, uh, Antiques Bunkado.

503
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:35,820
Antiques Bunkado. Who came up with the concept for Antiques Bunkado in fuckin' Shenmue? That bit. That bit was lit. It was fire.

504
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:56,580
Antiques Bunkado. What the f- Look at this. Fuckin' Sandy bars. Is this December in Japan? Is it? Do they even have a woman there?

505
00:26:56,580 --> 00:27:13,380
Excuse me? Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Yes? What is it? Do you know where the antique shop is? Patches Mary. Thank you very much. If you only moved into our antique shop, it's across from Hoka Hoka Lunches. Thanks.

506
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,080
Let's press.

507
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:32,920
Antique shop. Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! It's over next to Water Dragon Thrift Shop, where I might mention all used clothes are on sale for the holidays. Thanks.

508
00:27:34,500 --> 00:28:03,900
So the descent into madness continues with the Shenmuey. It's been like a real twist halfway through the game, I think it's meant to be now. Things are just going fucking mad. They put Santa Claus and a golem in there. Antiques Bacado. Where the fuck was Bacado now? Down. Here he is again, man. I wanted to go back and use the map before I have to fucking say hello.

509
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:18,980
Antique shop. Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! It's across from Hoku Hoku Lunches. While you're there, I recommend you pick up their special Christmas lunchbox. Thanks.

510
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:33,300
There he goes, man. Santa Claus. Hmm. So it's on the end. I went past...

511
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:39,440
I went past the fucking thing. I had to walk away from it. I was in the antique shop there. I had to fucking walk away from it.

512
00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:45,060
Maybe here, is it? Yeah.

513
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:53,160
Yeah. I want to tell you something about pickled onions. It's a great snack. Anytime it's been.

514
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:53,520
Excuse me.

515
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,100
Thank you very much.

516
00:28:58,980 --> 00:28:59,300
Oh.

517
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:11,840
What the fuck? What the fuck? It was made especially for that butterfly woman.

518
00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:16,400
You know, Madam Butterfly, don't you?

519
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400
Pachini jab.

520
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:24,040
You, your Hazuki Sensei's...

521
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,080
He's fucking dodgy, man.

522
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,020
Oh my... That was a terrible thing. Your father.

523
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,200
Bow down, okay.

524
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:38,560
Ah. I was holding something at Sensei's request.

525
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:39,880
Hmm.

526
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,100
What the fuck is Sensei, man?

527
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,680
Just where did I put it? Huh?

528
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,100
Give me... Give me all your money, hey.

529
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,180
It was very important. So I put it here.

530
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:51,300
Yeah.

531
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:51,300
I put it here.

532
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:51,300
I put it here.

533
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,460
He'd asked me to polish and look after it for him.

534
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,100
Friendly King 29.

535
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:15,120
For my father, it's given to the Hazuki heirs once they turn 18.

536
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,140
I gather this antique has been passed down from generation to generation.

537
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,100
Father...

538
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:38,260
If there's anything I can do for you, please let me know.

539
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:44,980
Hazuki Sensei was always there for me when I needed him.

540
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,140
Was there anything else that he asked you to hold for him?

541
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:54,820
Anything else?

542
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,560
Spiders.

543
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,540
Like a mirror. Called the Phoenix Mirror.

544
00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,540
Spiders.

545
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,560
A Phoenix Mirror. Hmm...

546
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,360
Spiders.

547
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,280
Sorry. I don't know of any mirror.

548
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,000
Spiders.

549
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,320
Well, that's okay.

550
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,400
Spiders.

551
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,760
Spiders. Thank you very much.

552
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,920
Spiders.

553
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,720
Right.

554
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:33,020
Now I have to, uh, we've, we've, the story is developing at an alarming rate. The story is moving

555
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:33,860
at pace.

556
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,600
Dad left me the

557
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,520
Suzuki family sword handguard.

558
00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:40,380
Landy will never get the other mirror.

559
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,840
The antique shop

560
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,740
is opposite the lunchbox. We know that.

561
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,660
We've just been in there.

562
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:49,120
Might as well strike that out or delete it.

563
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,860
Fucking get an eraser or something.

564
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:51,540
Ink, is it?

565
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,700
Go and buy a fucking can of Tipex

566
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,260
down the wholesale mart.

567
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,000
We can use a bit

568
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,700
and then we can sell the rest on done deal.

569
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,000
Okay.

570
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,300
Landy will never get the other mirror.

571
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,320
Dad left me the Suzuki family fucking sword handguard.

572
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,360
Alright, we need to bring this. I'd say we need to bring

573
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,940
this bastard back to the dojo.

574
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,160
Plug it in and see if it switches on.

575
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,360
I wonder what the voltage is on the fucking

576
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,520
hand cannon. On the... I'm going

577
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,320
the wrong way. On the sword

578
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,700
handle thing I'm about to put on.

579
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:28,540
Is there... Is there power

580
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,140
going to it or is battery powered?

581
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:32,640
Yeah.

582
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:32,940
Yeah.

583
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,120
Hazuki's mirror.

584
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,460
Welcome to the mainframe,

585
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,280
Hazuki's mirror.

586
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,660
Just want to say thanks very much

587
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,060
for making this dream a reality

588
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:44,820
and a possibility.

589
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,420
You're providing

590
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,880
these dreams

591
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,740
and nightmares

592
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:50,880
for everybody to see.

593
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,660
the nightmare of Shenmue.

594
00:32:58,660 --> 00:32:58,660
The nightmare of Shenmue.

595
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,220
I'm a bit worried now

596
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,560
that I'm just going to go around the corner

597
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,200
and fucking Schmeagle's going to come out

598
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,380
and smack me in my shoulder blade.

599
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,660
with a fucking pool ball

600
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,700
in a sock.

601
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,640
He went down to the tables

602
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,320
around town

603
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,100
and cleared out all the eight balls

604
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,700
and he keeps them for a sock

605
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,540
that he's got at home.

606
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,280
And when he wants to go and inflict damage

607
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,600
he fucking eight balls them.

608
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,480
before he hits them

609
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,380
he goes up to them, right?

610
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,060
Swinging the eight ball in the sock.

611
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,160
This little golem fucker,

612
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:37,260
he was uptown last night.

613
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,740
Swinging his fucking eight ball around

614
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,020
in a foot,

615
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,220
a Gaelic sock.

616
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:43,760
And he just goes,

617
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,020
Want to ask the eight ball a question?

618
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:49,280
And he just fucking went whack.

619
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,000
There was no time for your man to answer.

620
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,100
He fucking smacked your man's head.

621
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,280
Eight ball.

622
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:56,440
Tell you,

623
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,240
his head was the fucking eight ball after that.

624
00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,280
He was asking himself

625
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,440
some serious questions, hey.

626
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,240
Now, how do we get out of this situation?

627
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,340
The cat in the towel.

628
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,440
The cat in the towel.

629
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,240
Do they worship Christ out in Japan

630
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,880
or is it a different god or deity?

631
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:15,660
What's the story?

632
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,920
Did they make it over to Japan

633
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,620
with Christianity

634
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:25,620
or did it fail?

635
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,400
I heard they had a fucking,

636
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,900
they had a tight old border patrol

637
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:31,260
around Japan back in the day.

638
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,600
They weren't letting fuckers in like.

639
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,380
Did Jesus and the boys

640
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,800
make it over for a shtag?

641
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,100
Yes.

642
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,840
This was at the antique shop for me.

643
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,560
Let's see.

644
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,400
It's a sword handguard.

645
00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,080
Yeah.

646
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:47,960
Handguard?

647
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,900
It was my father's.

648
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,180
It's a part of my inheritance.

649
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,620
I see.

650
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,080
Have you seen this before?

651
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,500
Is he still so ashamed

652
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,840
that he has to go like that?

653
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,060
Is that what happens in Japan

654
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:05,780
if people are ashamed

655
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:06,840
they have to go around like that?

656
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,720
It's fucking sad, man.

657
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,900
But it's respectful.

658
00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:11,620
But I mean,

659
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,280
it's extreme.

660
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160
Or is he just trying to get a look

661
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,160
at the middle?

662
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:37,680
How many more times

663
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,540
are we going to have to ask

664
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:42,160
the Owl Lady for help on this quest?

665
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,380
I meant to be doing it myself.

666
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:45,400
Where is she?

667
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,660
This is another thing.

668
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:49,780
It takes 10 minutes

669
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:50,860
to navigate the corridors.

670
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,560
The controls aren't great

671
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,260
so then you have to go

672
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,160
and find herself.

673
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,280
And I can't even remember

674
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,220
what rooms what.

675
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,120
I don't want...

676
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,000
It closes the door.

677
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,020
I don't want to go in there.

678
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:01,980
It's tough.

679
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,120
It didn't work out for me.

680
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,460
It didn't work out for me.

681
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,140
And now I'm walking around.

682
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:07,760
I'm out of sorts.

683
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,040
But I want to tell you something, Pat.

684
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,840
You're listening in to me

685
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,440
so you can see

686
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,460
whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

687
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,360
It was never your intention

688
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,200
to go into the toilet.

689
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:16,960
I am a snake.

690
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,700
When I slither home,

691
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,400
after a hard day out in fields,

692
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:21,780
there's nothing I like more

693
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,160
than lashing a few shtickings

694
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,080
into the fireplace

695
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,040
and setting fire to them.

696
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,540
Be careful not to burn your hands

697
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,080
like I did.

698
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,660
While I'm waiting

699
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,940
for that baby to get going,

700
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,860
I do a few rolls on the ground

701
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:34,020
and a few reptilious repetitions

702
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,780
just to get the blood flowing.

703
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,140
Once those flames are licking high,

704
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,080
it's time to shtick your colant.

705
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,920
You can generate extra drafthage

706
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,000
by using your gooch as a waft.

707
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,360
Now all that's left

708
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,340
is to sit back

709
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,620
and warm your sack by-

710
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:49,960
We're here.

711
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:50,860
Found her.

712
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,080
Fucking found her.

713
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,640
This was at the antique shop.

714
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:57,520
Right.

715
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,340
A sword handguard.

716
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:01,580
Yeah.

717
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:02,420
A sword handguard.

718
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,340
I gave the owl lady

719
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,140
the sword handguard to examine.

720
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,460
Apparently it belonged to the owlad

721
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,160
who was dispatched by Landee.

722
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,420
Ine-san,

723
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,960
do you know anything about this?

724
00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:16,940
The snow ring,

725
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,160
the two stars,

726
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,120
and a sword.

727
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:21,560
That's the Hazuki family crest.

728
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,780
And that mirror you're looking for,

729
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,640
I wonder if there's a connection.

730
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,000
Maybe your father left us a clue.

731
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,340
Snow ring,

732
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,600
two stars,

733
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:36,760
one sword.

734
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:43,220
Thanks.

735
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,420
What's this now?

736
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,500
Snow ring,

737
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,140
two stars,

738
00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:58,960
one sword.

739
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,720
The Hazuki family crest.

740
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,140
Snow ring,

741
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:03,700
two stars,

742
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,360
one sword.

743
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,060
The Hazuki family crest.

744
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,340
Snow ring,

745
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:07,860
two stars,

746
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:08,440
one sword.

747
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,160
The Hazuki family crest.

748
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,460
Snow ring,

749
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:11,960
two stars,

750
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:12,500
one sword.

751
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,200
The Hazuki family crest.

752
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:14,800
Break it down.

753
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:15,700
Right,

754
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,160
we gotta put that into a fucking dojo box

755
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:18,620
or something.

756
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,860
It might help us with the,

757
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,040
it'll help us with the next leg of the story.

758
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,420
Who knows what that's gonna be,

759
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:24,600
man.

760
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,060
A gang of fucking

761
00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,940
walking trees or something.

762
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,180
Come to tell me that my father

763
00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:31,160
is actually alive.

764
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:31,720
Wasn't,

765
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,520
wasn't killed by the Chinese man,

766
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:33,960
Landee.

767
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,040
That Landee is actually my grandfather.

768
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,320
The yard,

769
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:39,720
please.

770
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,500
I just wanna go to the yard.

771
00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:44,940
Bit of fucking,

772
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:47,320
I wonder if the dojo opened before six,

773
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:49,320
can you get into the dojo after five

774
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,320
or do they lock it up?

775
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,380
Does the ground,

776
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,560
fucking dojo keeper is a prick,

777
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:53,800
man.

778
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,620
There's a dojo keeper,

779
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,340
he's surly,

780
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,700
he doesn't like you fucking getting in after hours,

781
00:38:58,820 --> 00:38:59,540
but if you know what,

782
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,980
if you say hello to him during the days,

783
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,040
he's usually talkative,

784
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:03,780
you can get to know him

785
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:04,200
and fucking,

786
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,760
twist his arm then later on.

787
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:07,360
Hey,

788
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:08,240
not literally,

789
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:09,560
he's fucking 85.

790
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:17,000
now let's stick this sword thing onto the fucking yoke box.

791
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,440
Maybe we'll get somewhere in the game then.

792
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,560
Yes.

793
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,440
Why is that here?

794
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:21,820
Well,

795
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,040
I'll tell you,

796
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,820
I'll give you two reasons.

797
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:24,540
One,

798
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,780
because of something.

799
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:26,380
Two,

800
00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,480
just put the fucking piece in the wall.

801
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,900
What's this doing here?

802
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,420
Is it some kind of switch?

803
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:36,900
It's not,

804
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,540
it's not there for no reason,

805
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:38,820
man.

806
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,640
Just fucking have a,

807
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,760
like,

808
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,500
just see if it,

809
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,960
if it's a fucking switch.

810
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,360
It's weird,

811
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:47,600
man.

812
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:48,560
The game's fucking weird,

813
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:48,840
man.

814
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,020
Fucking weird shit,

815
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,240
man.

816
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,740
Who invented this,

817
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:53,960
man?

818
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:04,020
Big,

819
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:04,800
big thanks,

820
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,500
round of applause,

821
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:06,820
please,

822
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,820
everybody for the,

823
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,140
um,

824
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,440
the sponsors.

825
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:12,800
Fucking everyone who's making it happen.

826
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,100
Atty Mass,

827
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,780
Dr. Ocker,

828
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:15,300
Hosier,

829
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,300
Mark Zuckerberg,

830
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:17,660
Irish Life,

831
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:18,560
Landis.

832
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,240
Fucking,

833
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,080
thanks for the tip.

834
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:23,560
I'll buy a pint with that.

835
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:24,660
Shenboogaloo.

836
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,320
Thank you very much,

837
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,200
Shenboogaloo,

838
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,260
for your kind-hearted sponsorship

839
00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:33,520
of the podcast show.

840
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,960
Whatever you want to call it,

841
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:35,560
Mogcast.

842
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,780
The pumpkin-headed man,

843
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,700
still on the run.

844
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,640
Thanks very much.

845
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:52,360
Now Landini,

846
00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:53,760
Landini, Landini, Landini.

847
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,820
Where are you, Landini?

848
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,280
We gotta find you, baby.

849
00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,340
We've 20 minutes left.

850
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:02,240
We need to find Landi and kill him.

851
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,940
Ring his neck.

852
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,160
Landi will never get the other mirror.

853
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:08,360
Yeah,

854
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,160
we know that.

855
00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:11,380
The Phoenix coin.

856
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,260
Maybe I can examine the Phoenix coin.

857
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,780
Is it the sword hand guard?

858
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,140
Maybe I can examine this,

859
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,360
Resident Evil style.

860
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,500
There'll be like something written on the back.

861
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:35,740
Schnoring two stars, one sword.

862
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:36,900
Schnoring.

863
00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,140
What the fuck is schnoring, man?

864
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,500
You need to go to the basement now, but if you have to put on the light in the house.

865
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,380
The basement.

866
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:04,820
Don't practice.

867
00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,740
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing.

868
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:21,140
Okay.

869
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:27,560
Where is this going to tick? The story is moving at pace once again.

870
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,460
The story is moving at pace. Such pace.

871
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:37,720
What could it be for?

872
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,280
Fucking hell, man.

873
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:49,640
It's... There's no let up in it. There's no respite. There's no respite. It just keeps hitting you.

874
00:42:59,140 --> 00:42:59,580
Schnoring.

875
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,800
Open the basement. There's a torch.

876
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:04,740
Yeah.

877
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,540
I want to say a big thank you to the Owl Lady.

878
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,660
You're always there for me.

879
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,120
Since birth.

880
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,460
And you're always supportive of everything I do, including the streams.

881
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:21,220
Thanks for the donation, Owl Lady. You're like the Owl Lady in Shenmue, Owl Lady.

882
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,780
Always leaving me a few pounds for the arcade at the door every morning.

883
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:40,340
Did it say the basement, is it?

884
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,480
There's a torch in the house, is there?

885
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:45,940
Do I need to go and get...

886
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:54,340
We have 15 minutes left to see what's in this basement.

887
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,100
It's getting tense.

888
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,680
The story is fluid.

889
00:43:59,060 --> 00:43:59,900
It's in flux.

890
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:01,600
It's in flux.

891
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,940
The developments are thick and fast.

892
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,820
Where's the torch?

893
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,220
Has anybody seen the torch?

894
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:22,700
Does anybody know where the torch is?

895
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,100
The last scene in the house, I think, is the key to that.

896
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040
There's a key in the house that you need.

897
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,100
When Bobby in the chat, when is this game set?

898
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,140
1986 in Japan, Bobby.

899
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,800
1986 in Japan.

900
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:39,940
Yeah.

901
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,900
Is the torch in the jacks, is it?

902
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,740
Thanks very much for that tip.

903
00:44:53,780 --> 00:45:00,120
If it's true, I'll persevere to get past this wall and then fucking make my way to the jacks.

904
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,560
And it's just...

905
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:06,020
A lot of frustration.

906
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:15,400
There's a hell of a lot of frustration going on here. Is that a torch on top of the cistern? Is it or...?

907
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,400
Was that... was... was that bollocks here? Was it?

908
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,400
Are you taking the piss?

909
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:37,400
*Bellet sounds*

910
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Under the phone in the hallway.

911
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,400
Fuck.

912
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,400
Oh, for fuck's sake.

913
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,400
Move off the step, he puts his fucking shoes on.

914
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,400
Yeah.

915
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400
Not from effing, thank you very much.

916
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400
Haven't seen a story move so fast since the mid-80s Glenrow.

917
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400
You're...

918
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400
You're on the same page, man.

919
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400
I don't know what's going on here, but it's...

920
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,400
It's painful, but I'm...

921
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,400
Maybe there's a reward when you put the fucking effort in.

922
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:21,400
Are you sure it's underneath this phone now, or was that... was that... was that... bullshit?

923
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400
I don't know what's going on here.

924
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,400
I don't know what's going on here.

925
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400
I don't know what's going on here.

926
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,400
I don't know what's going on here.

927
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,400
I don't know what's going on here.

928
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,400
I don't know what's going on here.

929
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,400
I don't know what's going on here.

930
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,400
I don't know what's going on here.

931
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,400
I don't know what's going on here.

932
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400
I don't know what's going on here.

933
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,400
I don't know what's going on here.

934
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400
I don't know what's going on here.

935
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,400
I don't know what's going on here.

936
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,400
I don't know what's going on here.

937
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,400
I don't know what's going on here.

938
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,400
I don't know what's going on here.

939
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,400
I don't know what's going on here.

940
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,400
I don't know what's going on here.

941
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400
I don't know what's going on here.

942
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400
I don't know what's going on here.

943
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400
I don't know what's going on here.

944
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,400
I don't know what's going on here.

945
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400
I don't know what's going on here.

946
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,400
I don't know what's going on here.

947
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,400
I don't know what's going on here.

948
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,400
I don't know what's going on here.

949
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,400
I don't know what's going on here.

950
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,400
I don't know what's going on here.

951
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400
I don't know what's going on here.

952
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,400
I don't know what's going on here.

953
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400
I don't know what's going on here.

954
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400
I don't know what's going on here.

955
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400
I don't know what's going on here.

956
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,400
I don't know what's going on here.

957
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400
I don't know what's going on here.

958
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400
I don't know what's going on here.

959
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,400
I don't know what's going on here.

960
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,400
I don't know what's going on here.

961
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,400
I don't know what's going on here.

962
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,400
I don't know what's going on here.

963
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,400
I don't know what's going on here.

964
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,400
I don't know what's going on here.

965
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400
I don't know what's going on here.

966
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,400
I don't know what's going on here.

967
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,400
I don't know what's going on here.

968
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400
I don't know what's going on here.

969
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,400
I don't know what's going on here.

970
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,400
I don't know what's going on here.

971
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,400
I don't know what's going on here.

972
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400
I don't know what's going on here.

973
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,400
I don't know what's going on here.

974
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,400
I don't know what's going on here.

975
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,400
I don't know what's going on here.

976
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,400
I don't know what's going on here.

977
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,400
I don't know what's going on here.

978
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,400
I don't know what's going on here.

979
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400
I don't know what's going on here.

980
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,400
I don't know what's going on here.

981
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,400
I don't know what's going on here.

982
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,400
I don't know what's going on here.

983
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,400
I don't know what's going on here.

984
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400
I don't know what's going on here.

985
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,400
I don't know what's going on here.

986
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400
I don't know what's going on here.

987
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400
I don't know what's going on here.

988
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
I don't know what's going on here.

989
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,400
I don't know what's going on here.

990
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,400
I don't know what's going on here.

991
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,400
I don't know what's going on here.

992
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,400
I don't know what's going on here.

993
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,400
I don't know what's going on here.

994
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,400
I don't know what's going on here.

995
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,400
I don't know what's going on here.

996
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400
I don't know what's going on here.

997
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
I don't know what's going on here.

998
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
I don't know what's going on here.

999
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1000
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1001
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1002
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1003
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1004
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1005
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1006
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1007
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1008
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1009
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1010
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1011
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1012
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1013
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1014
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1015
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1016
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1017
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1018
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1019
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1020
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,400
How do we know what's going on here?

1021
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,400
We don't know what's going on here.

1022
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1023
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1024
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1025
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1026
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1027
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1028
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1029
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1030
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1031
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1032
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1033
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1034
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1035
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1036
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1037
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1038
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1039
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1040
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,400
I don't know what's going on here.

1041
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400
I think there must be something pretty important in there.

1042
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400
Is there?

1043
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Fouksan.

1044
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
Ryo-san.

1045
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
That wooden box in the dojo?

1046
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
It's locked.

1047
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,400
It was probably something of sensei's.

1048
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400
My father's?

1049
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400
Moonrock.

1050
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400
Fucking hell, man.

1051
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,400
I'm going to search the dojo now.

1052
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,400
I've been in the dojo.

1053
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,400
We're going around in circles.

1054
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400
Someone else is telling me to go into town

1055
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,400
to buy a fucking light bulb.

1056
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,400
Someone's telling me to go into the father's room.

1057
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,400
Someone's telling me to go to the dojo.

1058
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Fucking hell, man.

1059
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,400
What's going on here?

1060
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,400
What's going on here?

1061
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400
This is...

1062
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,400
I...

1063
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,400
Look, the story was moving at pace earlier on.

1064
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,400
It's...

1065
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,400
It's...

1066
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,400
It's been a bit of a fucking...

1067
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,400
Look, I'm not going to lie.

1068
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,400
There's been a bit of a slowdown in the pace.

1069
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,400
But I...

1070
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,400
I believe...

1071
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,400
That...

1072
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400
Patience is a virtue and you can...

1073
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,400
We might be rewarded if we stay at this.

1074
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,400
Ine-san.

1075
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,400
And say, I'm gonna die.

1076
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,400
Do-san.

1077
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,400
Are you still looking for those men?

1078
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,400
Yes.

1079
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
See you later, Ine-san.

1080
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,400
Yes.

1081
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,400
Where's dad's room?

1082
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,400
Where is dad's room?

1083
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,400
Just tell me where dad's room is.

1084
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,400
Why did dad have his own room?

1085
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,400
Did they...

1086
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,400
Did they...

1087
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
Was this dad's room?

1088
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,400
Fucking telly in the orange.

1089
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,400
Gang of oranges in a fucking basket on a TV.

1090
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Is that...

1091
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,400
Is that what dad was at?

1092
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,400
Did he like...

1093
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:11,400
Did he like...

1094
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400
Did he like...

1095
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,400
Did he like...

1096
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,400
Did he like that?

1097
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,400
I'm asking because I don't know.

1098
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400
I don't know where my father went to anyway.

1099
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,400
He was killed.

1100
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,400
I don't know if he went to heaven or what.

1101
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1102
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1103
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1104
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1105
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1106
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1107
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1108
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1109
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus.

1110
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,400
I'm asking because I don't know.

1111
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400
I don't know where my father went to anyway.

1112
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,400
He's killed.

1113
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,400
I don't know if he went to heaven or what.

1114
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,400
I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus in Japan.

1115
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400
Or is it more of a Buddhist situation?

1116
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,400
Or what are they worshipping over there?

1117
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,400
The story is moving at a very subtle kind of pace.

1118
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,400
It's not one for the faint of heart.

1119
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:11,400
It's definitely not a Hollywood pace.

1120
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400
Is this it?

1121
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,400
I've heard this room at the end of the corridor.

1122
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,400
The corridor.

1123
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400
Ah look.

1124
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,400
Maybe it's just...

1125
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,400
No.

1126
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400
All right.

1127
00:51:37,400 --> 00:52:07,380
All right.

1128
00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:37,360
All right.

1129
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360
A fucking million dollar budget game, man.

1130
00:52:39,820 --> 00:52:40,780
AAA at the time.

1131
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,240
AAA at the time.

1132
00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:49,060
Oh, sure.

1133
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,680
It was AAA at the fucking time.

1134
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,400
We couldn't get enough of it.

1135
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,600
You spend a day looking for the father's bedroom.

1136
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,400
The father had his own room, like.

1137
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,920
You spend a fucking day looking for it, man.

1138
00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:03,400
But you enjoyed it at the end, right?

1139
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,220
Go back.

1140
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,200
What the fuck do you mean go back?

1141
00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:17,540
Maybe...

1142
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:18,820
Is it here, is it?

1143
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:26,020
Oh, thank fuck.

1144
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:28,660
This has to be it, is it?

1145
00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:34,660
Oh, man.

1146
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,420
This is something else.

1147
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:39,540
Something else you want to hit you with.

1148
00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:56,020
Is it on the coffee table, is it?

1149
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,640
What the fuck?

1150
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,040
Maybe it's in here, is it?

1151
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,960
Is it in this...

1152
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,460
This basket in the hallway here?

1153
00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:20,720
This...

1154
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,480
See this thing here?

1155
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,700
Is it in that?

1156
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:35,780
Is there a map?

1157
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,180
Boxes room go there.

1158
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:38,640
What are you on about?

1159
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:40,280
I'll never laugh.

1160
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,280
The one where...

1161
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,040
The room where...

1162
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,440
The room we were in, is it?

1163
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,020
The music.

1164
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:56,520
Oh, my God.

1165
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,520
We've only five minutes left.

1166
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,500
Look at the urn, is it?

1167
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,600
Look at the urn.

1168
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,380
Is that an urn or is it a vase?

1169
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:27,520
What the fuck?

1170
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:27,520
What the fuck?

1171
00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:47,120
Turn into the fucking room.

1172
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,160
Please, just go in the room.

1173
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,700
Please, walk into the fucking room.

1174
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,660
Oh, fuck, man.

1175
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,340
This has got issues.

1176
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:57,860
Come on.

1177
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:02,100
Oh.

1178
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:11,780
What?

1179
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:12,280
Story.

1180
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,360
Story.

1181
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,620
Everybody, the story is moving apace.

1182
00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:28,500
Okay, we've got four minutes left.

1183
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:29,740
This is just...

1184
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:30,780
We've gone...

1185
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,160
We're in cyberspace now after the Golem instant.

1186
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:46,080
Oh, man.

1187
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:47,740
Fucking hell.

1188
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:49,440
I'm close to tears here.

1189
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,580
My fucking heart is broken.

1190
00:56:52,580 --> 00:57:22,560
*sad music*

1191
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:29,060
*sad music*

1192
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,060
Oh they're Buddhists!

1193
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:37,060
*sad music*

1194
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,060
Hey, you doin a bit of Buddhism are ya?

1195
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:43,060
*sad music*

1196
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,060
Hey, you doin a bit of Buddhism?

1197
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,060
Where's the phoenix mirror?

1198
00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:49,060
You doin a bit of Buddhism, yeah!

1199
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:51,060
*sad music*

1200
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,060
*sad music*

1201
00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:55,060
Wow!

1202
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:57,060
*sad music*

1203
00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,060
Saint Anthony job!

1204
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:05,060
*sad music*

1205
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:09,060
Package of matches!

1206
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:13,060
*sad music*

1207
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:15,060
*sad music*

1208
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,060
*sad music*

1209
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:17,060
Wow!

1210
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,060
Just got a box of matches man!

1211
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:21,060
*sad music*

1212
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:23,060
*sad music*

1213
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:25,060
*sad music*

1214
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,060
*sad music*

1215
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,060
*sad music*

1216
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:51,600
Fucking thanks very much man. It's tough at the moment. I'm feeling the pinch to be honest with you. You're stuck inside this house. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I'm praying to the Buddhists and stuff. Any crap with yourself anyway. You're up to town later on yeah? Yeah fucking. See you later on. See you. You're just an old fucking blob of terror.

1217
00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:12,960
Did you see the big blob of terror that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? Last time someone does that in my area. I'll make hands of the cunt.

1218
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:42,280
Wanna be awful weary at the blob of terror. Okay so we have reached the end point of today's chapter. It's been amazing. It really has. We're gonna have to come back and continue this later on. Or maybe we'll give it 15 more.

1219
00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:57,840
Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Because T22BC has asked for that. That's it. That's the ask. That's the ask. That's the ask. It's gone. It's done. I can't. I don't know if I can. Thanks very much T22. I don't know if I can. I don't think I can fucking do it man.

1220
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:14,160
I'll do this tomorrow. Even he's saying it. We'll just go and get a bit of shut eye and see what happens. Maybe he'll have a dream and fucking St. Anthony. The Buddhist version of St. Anthony will come to him in the sleep. The sleep world.

1221
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:42,920
You can't underestimate a fucking great night's sleep. That's something I've always been on. Also a big fucking glass of water. Do you want a glass of water?

1222
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:52,340
Well I'm gonna head there now anyway so. You might as well fucking get yourself one. I'm gonna get it. It'll refresh. It's refreshing like you know.

1223
01:00:52,340 --> 01:01:22,320
Thank you.

1224
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:52,300
Thank you.

1225
01:01:52,300 --> 01:02:22,280
Thank you.

1226
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:52,260
Thank you.

1227
01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:54,260
Thank you.

1228
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:57,580
I don't feel the benefit there in a few minutes.

1229
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,260
Now...

1230
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:13,020
No one has the answer.

1231
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:19,440
Zambezi Knights, thank you for your donation in T22BC and Owlady and Shemboogaloo and everyone who's been boogalooing.

1232
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,160
Are you sure you have a license for the fucking boogaloo because they're checking?

1233
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:33,100
Make sure you have your fucking yearly checkup done on it as well because if your fucking boogaloo is over 10 years old, you have to get it done every year then.

1234
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,080
Fucking money making scam.

1235
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:44,500
They have enough money making scams going on. They don't even have enough houses for people. Isn't that it?

1236
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:54,740
The fucking underwater data cable that's going from America to Ireland is being bought by Google and Facebook.

1237
01:03:54,920 --> 01:04:16,280
It's going to come in via Westport out that way. And it's going to be a high speed data link. I think it's a bit of a kick in the teeth. That it doesn't even bring anybody, the public broadband from, you know, if they want a high speed data, they must be able to get high speed internet out here in the fucking sticks.

1238
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:30,540
But they don't. But the companies will have like Facebook and Google will be super fast. But old Johnny Citizen out in the middle of nowhere doesn't get any speed broadband. They have to use a fucking 4G data bullshit.

1239
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,020
Yeah.

1240
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:40,600
Will you be supporting the Dalai Lama minister? I will be, yeah.

1241
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:45,960
Shenmue in darkroom at the end. Desk top drawer.

1242
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:55,000
Please, for the love of stateside, come on. Darkroom at the end. Let's do this. Let's do it, James. Thanks for the help. I'll progress in the game with that.

1243
01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,520
Rory Santiago. Thank you very much.

1244
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:00,520
Rudry.

1245
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,980
I'm going to change in the name to Steam Pipe

1246
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,780
Labougu.

1247
01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:17,820
next Tuesday week in the Dáil.

1248
01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:43,920
Did I empty this pot? Did I have a look and see if this pot was doing its thing?

1249
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Oops.

1250
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:55,920
The boogaloo.

1251
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:06,920
Check the drawer. Yeah, I looked in the drawer. It wouldn't do anything. When I looked at the drawer, there was nothing he would do.

1252
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,920
Alright. Ah!

1253
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,420
The story is developing at pace.

1254
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:19,420
Huh. What's this key for?

1255
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:39,420
Do you know what? I feel fucking mighty after the water. Water of the coconut. Go and try it if you don't believe me. Go and skull 500ml to 750ml of water. You might feel like you have a bit of a swollen belly. But three, four minutes into that shit, you're...

1256
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:40,420
Did you hear the whistle?

1257
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:51,420
Did you hear the whistle? Fucking hell, man. I've developed a whistle. Try out the fucking water though. Shit news about the whistle.

1258
01:06:55,920 --> 01:07:12,920
Yeah. David Mack, thanks very much. Grab that key. Let's fucking put that key into... Let's stick that key into some door and turn... It's a mysterious one. I'm not gonna lie about it. It will come in handy when you fucking unlock a door.

1259
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:18,420
Do you know what? It's not rocket science, Hazuki. Or Ryu. The kanji on that are too hard for me to examine. I can't... I can't read the... Can anybody read the kanji there? Has anybody got a firm grasp... on kanji? Has anybody seen kanji? Was last seen... last... Can we put a search...

1260
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:20,080
or real.

1261
01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:29,980
The kanji on that are too hard for me to examine.

1262
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,080
I can't read.

1263
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,980
Can anybody read the kanji there?

1264
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,640
Has anybody got a firm grasp

1265
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:38,220
on kanji?

1266
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,340
Has anybody seen kanji?

1267
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,760
It was last seen the last...

1268
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,760
Can we put a search party up for kanji?

1269
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,860
It was last in the fucking belfry

1270
01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:46,560
the last I saw.

1271
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,440
We were fucking having a few cans up there.

1272
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,120
Snoring.

1273
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,160
Dojo. Box in the dojo, is it?

1274
01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,740
I'm gonna fucking box you

1275
01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:01,580
in the dojo next time I see you, man.

1276
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,420
Did you ever take a box to the dojo?

1277
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,800
I fucking ruptured the dojo.

1278
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:12,840
I have to be sure not to waste this.

1279
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,020
Had to go into the orthopedic unit.

1280
01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:17,580
My dojo got spliced.

1281
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:36,220
I'm gonna splice your dojo, man.

1282
01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:37,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1283
01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:41,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1284
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:41,940
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1285
01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:42,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1286
01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1287
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1288
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:45,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1289
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:45,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1290
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:46,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1291
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:46,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1292
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1293
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1294
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:49,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1295
01:08:49,540 --> 01:08:50,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1296
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1297
01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:52,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1298
01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:53,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1299
01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:53,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1300
01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1301
01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1302
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:55,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1303
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1304
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:57,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1305
01:08:57,540 --> 01:08:58,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1306
01:08:58,540 --> 01:09:05,540
Why is there a slot here?

1307
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:07,540
For the key.

1308
01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:33,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1309
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:34,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1310
01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:35,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1311
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1312
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:37,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1313
01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:38,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1314
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:39,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1315
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1316
01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:41,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1317
01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:42,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1318
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:43,540
Oh, there we go.

1319
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:44,540
Is that the wooden?

1320
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:45,540
Is that a shtep?

1321
01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:46,540
Or is it a box?

1322
01:09:46,540 --> 01:09:51,540
There's nothing unusual about this.

1323
01:09:51,540 --> 01:10:05,540
Sweet.

1324
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:20,540
The story is developing at pace.

1325
01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:21,540
Yeah, it opened.

1326
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540
This sword, it has...

1327
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540
It's a Wu-Tang sword style, I say.

1328
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540
Thanks for the tip.

1329
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540
I'll buy a pint with that.

1330
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:22,540
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1331
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:23,540
Oh, I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1332
01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:24,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1333
01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:25,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1334
01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:26,540
I'm gonna go into the dojo.

1335
01:10:26,540 --> 01:10:27,540
Oh, my God.

1336
01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:31,540
This sword, it has...

1337
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:45,540
It's a Wu-Tang sword style, I say.

1338
01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:46,540
Thanks for the tip.

1339
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,540
I'll buy a pint with that.

1340
01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:51,540
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1341
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,540
Thanks very much for that.

1342
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,540
It's very nice to see you in the stream.

1343
01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:57,540
And supporting the stream.

1344
01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,540
You're a big time supporter of the stream.

1345
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:00,540
And I appreciate it.

1346
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,540
Ha!

1347
01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:16,540
But why is a sword with no handguard in this box?

1348
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:22,540
Why is a sword with no handguard in this box?

1349
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:32,540
I just wanted to say to you as well, boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1350
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:36,540
Why does this sword have no handguard?

1351
01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:41,540
Thanks for the donation.

1352
01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:56,540
The blue ink of Geppetoland spreads forth thin to your hands, the blue ink ribbon.

1353
01:11:56,540 --> 01:12:11,540
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1354
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:12,540
*Song*

1355
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:14,540
*Song*

1356
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:25,540
Can anybody? Can someone stop? We need to stop this plane fast! It's carrying a load of bombs! Someone's blowing these guns! There's a bomb on the plane! You need to stop the plane now! Stop the plane now!

1357
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:31,540
Is that the helicopter? Jesus Christ!

1358
01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:36,540
Right, I don't know where the fucking sword is meant to go to be honest.

1359
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:40,540
But I was meant to be off of this before anyway, so the saga will have to continue tomorrow.

1360
01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:52,540
And I'll talk to you later on. It's been a great situation, thanks to everybody who watched and everybody who has donated. It's very kind of you. The saga will continue.

1361
01:12:52,540 --> 01:13:01,540
It wasn't... it was a weird one today. This Gollum guy fucking threw me off. Schmeagl and the boys. Like a Japanese Schmeagl man.

1362
01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:07,540
Jappy Schmeagl. And I don't know where he came out of what his game is.

1363
01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:11,540
Sword in the wall. I'll put the fucking sword in the wall before I go in.

1364
01:13:11,540 --> 01:13:15,540
Oh yeah. You're telling me to shake the sword in the wall.

1365
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,540
Come on!

1366
01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:33,540
What?

1367
01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:35,540
Why does this sword have no handguard?

1368
01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,540
Why does this sword have no handguard?

1369
01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,540
Please put the sword in that. Please.

1370
01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:57,540
Yes.

1371
01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:00,540
Why is that here?

1372
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,540
What's this slot for?

1373
01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:06,540
Who knows what this slot could be for.

1374
01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:10,540
I mean we're going to put the sword in there anyway. We'll see how we get on it. It's exciting.

1375
01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:12,540
I'm... I'm excited.

1376
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,540
75 million dollar game.

1377
01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:30,540
Sorry there. Cut away at the wrong thing. Sorry.

1378
01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:32,540
Okay.

1379
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:37,540
Oh.

1380
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,540
Hey.

1381
01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,540
We've got a secret fucking passage.

1382
01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:45,540
Secret passage out the dojo.

1383
01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:49,540
If you wasn't watching, then fucking make sure you've got your eyes peeled now.

1384
01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:50,540
This is...

1385
01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:51,540
The story is...

1386
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:52,540
It's fluid.

1387
01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:54,540
The developments are fluid. They're in flux.

1388
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,540
All the pieces haven't been put together yet.

1389
01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:58,540
But we're getting there.

1390
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:01,540
Wow. So it was a switch.

1391
01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:08,540
Where does that go man?

1392
01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:09,540
Where does that go man?

1393
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:18,540
He's still got the socks on. I would have put the runners back on.

1394
01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,540
Sounds like it's dank down there.

1395
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:23,540
He's probably going to get wet feet.

1396
01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:26,540
He'll have to fucking wash the socks.

1397
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540
He could get fucking mold on his socks.

1398
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540
I need light to go in.

1399
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540
Oh for fuck's sake.

1400
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540
Okay.

1401
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540
Well we'll leave it at that. This is what we're faced with. The dark passageway. Even though I'd... I'd still fucking brave it without the light. Don't know what he's on about.

1402
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:56,420
the socks. He could get fucking mold on his socks. I need light to go in. Oh for fuck's sake. Okay well we'll leave it at that. This is what we're faced with, the dark passageway even though I'd still fucking brave it without the light. Don't know what he's on about. It's been real, it's been great and the

1403
01:15:56,420 --> 01:16:14,900
saga continues tomorrow probably around four or five. It's developing at pace. The fucking whole thing is developing at pace. I want to thank Firelighter's response for bringing us this.

1404
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:53,100
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it. You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

1405
01:16:56,180 --> 01:17:10,620
Thank you very much. Good night. God bless.

1406
01:17:10,620 --> 01:17:12,620
Good night. God bless.

1407
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:26,060
Have a nice, have a nice time. See you tomorrow.

1408
01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:31,440
Thanks for watching. Bye bye. Saga tomorrow. Saga continues tomorrow.
